🌟 Full-time Chaotic Gremlin, Part-time Author 🌟
Welcome to the realm of nonsense, where logic takes a backseat and characters spiral beautifully out of control.

📝 I write stories that probably shouldn't make sense... but somehow do. From cooking magic to clueless maids, emotionally constipated royals, and surprise plot twists no one asked for-I'm just here to cause fictional mayhem.

✨ Current Chaos Parade Includes:
🥄 Isolde's Kitchen Magic - Ongoing
🧽 How to Be a Proper Maid (When You've Never Worked a Day in Your Life) - COMPLETED
👑 The Withering Crown - COMPLETED
🗡️Notes from an Accidental Assassin - COMPLETED
📖 The Unknown Character of the Novel - Ongoing
❄️ Lady in the Colds - Ongoing

📚 Just trying to write one normal story but here we are.

If you enjoy chaotic plots, unhinged humor, and characters who definitely need therapy (and a nap), hit that follow button. 💥
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  • JoinedSeptember 3, 2022

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Isolde's Kitchen Magic by neophis
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