Me: "Hellr!! Smiles everyone smiles!!"
You: "Suck it." *flicks me off then rolls eyes*
Me: "No you can swallow it!" *laughs in your face then runs away and trips over a rock*
You: "Haha!" *points at you and laughs*
Me: "Shit my face hurts." *stands up and slaps you then runs again*
You: "What the fuck just happened?" 
Me: "I won! Now suck it!" *throws a rock at your face*
You: "I thought you were nice!?" *rubs face that was hit by a rock*
Me: "Not really!" *smiles and waves innocently*

Hellr!! I love chocolate! But I love GUM!!!! GUM GUM!! DUM DUM!!! YUMMY!! 

I'm a gymnast that can do Tie Kwon Do and steps on your foot while walking down the stairs. Then I can land in your lap and use you as a ladder since I'm short as fuck! But you know being short has its perks. Cause I'm fucking out of the box and somehow I have no idea how to find my way back in.

I'm the one your whole family said not to talk to because I'm drawing a black hole on the ground to make google earth think I have a mud hole in my backyard.  

And I'm the one your supposed to think is crazy when in reality your crazy and I'm normal because you were born crazy I was raised crazy! 

Goals:
*Win all the chocolate in the WORLD!!
*Kill the craziest person on earth then deem myself crazier.
*Make a lot of bubble gum. 
*Eat the bubble gum.
*Make more bubble gum then shove it up everyones-

Not even gonna finish that sentence... But anyways I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!! PEACE!!

-Nerds words love the herds!