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how have i been on wattpad for two years w h a t  t h e  f u c k
          
          holy shit that means jve been on ffn for like, six years
          
          im so old

why are things still happening. it's been six months since ive been active. please calm down. (not that i dont appreciate it ahem)

i havent been on wattpad since february and there's still a shitload of notifs for me and people replying to my comments and reading my stories like r u ok everything here is shit i keep this acc to stalk senpai and i dotn even do that anymore wtf please tell me why youre still here have you signed a contract or something wow

your username. s h i t. 

updated life, aka a big gay shitpost
          
          http://w.tt/1TpbJEz
          
          thanks for reading guys xx

updated life, aka a big gay shitpost!! Please do read it it's gr8 and updates should be frequent thank ypu lov u all  http://w.tt/1P7PRM5

guys remember the big bandom piece of shit i mentioned before
          
          it's here (the first few chapters were pre written) 
          
          http://w.tt/1JXBjhP

do u kno why u can only have two best friends it's bc u have only two breasts u can only have two breast friends 

i literally wrote a story called i cry over ryan ross go go go read it  http://w.tt/1OY6dHf

lmao sexuality x= gender hahahahahaha who wouldve known