neymarwya

It’s been 4 years since I’ve been on here... IM BAAAACKKKK 

neymarwya

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!! Even tho literally no Mexicans even celebrate it. Just another excuse for gringos to get drunk 
          
          - Did you know that 'Cinco De Mayo' actually stands for the day the Titanic was filled with mayonnaise and sunk?! Get it?? Sink-o-de-mayo  
          
          I'm such a lame, I cry