life isnt fun if you dont die at least once

err🐴people🐴can🐴believe🐴what🐴they🐴wanna believe but I am a fanfic writer for larry 😫🤝🤡

capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

My big toe's name is like, Jennifer or something

I'm not going to ✨disclose✨☝️👆☝️👆 my actual name but u can call me daddy

milfs are the stuffff

I'm a lesbian 👅🥬🚣‍♀️ so uhhh yEa

she/her :*

If I were a chair, I'd let Zayn Malik sit on me 

I am a bowl licker, not a ba-😏🤸‍♀️

and😎when😭i🤪sleep👹im🙃gonna👹dream🤡of🐴how✨you👅t☝️a🤝s🍒t🤪e🚣‍♀️d🍕

I wish I was a dead goldfish

remember that its homosapiens not heterosapiens

long live the gayliens