I'm hilarious sometimes I guess, I promise you. Follow me. You won't be disappointed, unless you will. But you won't know until you try, right? Exactly.

Anyway, hi. I just kind of, like, exist here on Wattpad to tell people pointless stories and random things and to complain about stuff. I kind of hate reading requests, especially if the story sucks, but I guess since my whole life is basically free time, I won't tell you not to give me any.

I like stuff. I hate a lot more stuff. Want examples? Too bad, because some of these about things are just people listing stuff they like and dislike, and it's like they're trying to define their life with what they hate or something like that. I don't know what I'm talking about either, but basically I'm just complaining about how people are doing their about things wrong, because clearly I'm not failing at all here. I'm really tired as I write this, but I'll fix it one day when I'm awake, okay? Stop judging me.

Also, since you obviously know me now, and we're clearly friends, you should go follow the these people, even though some of them don't have Wattpad anymore, and only one of them ever uses this app anyway (even though that's a lie now, but still): @Carl_Grimes10, @criticaldoofus, @BEERRETT, @zoenadia, @Silver14257 and @melovepeetamellark (totally guessing with this @symbol here, just so we all know).

STOP JUDGING ME I CAN FEEL IT RADIATING FROM YOUR FACE FEOM HERE

Btw, nice pants