JoFro

Just discovered your account. Your sense of humor is phenomenal, which is to say that it reminds me of myself. This is a totally normal thing to say.

HELLO. I have returned for no reason and apparently Making My Life Seem More Exciting than it Actually Is ranked 14 in things tagged autobio. Which is kind of extremely shameful because every autobiography in existence is just the author saying, "I am the greatest. Look at how great I am. Woo, I'm so super great. As you can see, I am the manifestation of greatness." BUT THAT'S SUCH A HIGH RANKING even though it doesn't make sense because it has like ten votes but whatever. I'm excited. I'm always excited. And angry. Let me be excited and angry for no reason.
          
          Thank you for your time, because that paragraph does feel pretty pointless, hurray

Just a casual reminder that being alive isn't worth it and there's no point to living!

Hey I just want everyone to know that the universe is an awful place, so fuck it and everything in it, being alive is a scam anyways

Did you know that everything is terrible

Ok, I am sorry, but Wattpad seriously needs to make shelves that you can put in your library to put books in them and stuff so it's all organized. Like folders on Google drive, but sticking with the library theme.
          
          Like, seriously, @Wattpad, take notes. I'm on to you.

I just sneezed and dropped an iPad on my face.
          
          For the fourth time today.

Today I was so tired and out of it I came home and the first thing I said to my sleeping mom was, "Where's my butt?" I meant it as a real question, and when she didn't answer I started freaking out and looking for it for a full three seconds before I realized I'm probably dying.

I would like to point out that Thanksgiving was a week ago... I'm seriously convinced the world is built of lies because I swear it was like a thousand years ago bruh. Further proof that friendship is a lie

Well, what do you people think? Should I actually study for this test tomorrow or should I do what I've done for every single test I've had in the past where I do the thing where I don't study but don't fail either, even though I actually don't know anything about the Articles of Confederation and it's a short answer thingy? Huh, bro? What are your thoughts?