nightlife20

Bruh can I have one week where me emotions don't get completely screwed over because of some weird ass dream? That'd be really nice

nightlife20

Stop
          
          Glares
          
          Heavy breath 
          
          Glares at phone 
          
          Slight chuckles
          
          Fist tightened 
          
          Giggles 
          
          Shut up!
          
          Go away! 
          
          Mmmmmmmmmm
          
          That sounds inappropriate 
          
          Dies 
          
          Rolls round laughing
          
          Dejesus? 
          
          Oh my god 
          
          Aaaaaaawn 
          
          Hmmmmmm
          
          Sniff sniff 
          
          Glares 
          
          Since when did I sniff!!??
          
          Glares again 
          
          Swallows 
          
          Shut up! Oh my god 
          
          ReAlly!? Swallows!?
          
          Ur just like my mom! 
          
          U hear everything! I swear 
          
           ...........::run 
          
          What? 
          
          (Meme) 
          
          This message was written by a Mexican
           
          Good day to you sir *tips hat and shuffles away* 

G_Byte

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Mikayla's life stories:
          
          When I close my eyes, its dark.
          
          Is Germany outside of the US?
          
          Water bottle, I CHOOSE YOU! 
          *Throws to the side*..
          ....
          Its super ineffective
          
          Depression + Depression =  erection
          
          Fell on her butt 
          
          What
          
          Cmon
          Dont be an a**hole
          
          What?
          
          Shes doing it again! 
          
          Type it. I dare you
           Type ash hole
          
          Shes mean. 
          
          Shes mean to me
          
          
          Shes *BURP*
          
          Shes typing everything i say!!!!
          
          *silent fury* 
          
          *nods head*
          
          *eats waffle angrily* 
          
          *signs she doesnt like me* 
          
          SHUT UP!
          
          *Chases friend*
          
          *calls friend a-hole*
          
          Are THESE POTATOES SPICY?!?!
          
          No the potatoes are spicy
          
          I dont like... Spicy potaotes
          
          No
          
          
          I say as I continue to eat them
          
          Why did i get a straw?
          
          Its not just any milk... Its chocolate milk
          
          No
          
          
          No im not
          
          I love you 
          

G_Byte

@sphinx_droid you spelled "love" wrong 
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nightlife20

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Fuck you
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nightlife20

DEEEESPAAACITO! Quiero respirar tu cuello despair

G_Byte

Para que tw acuerdas si no estas CON MIGOOOOO
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G_Byte

@nightlife20 QUIERO QUE TE DIGA COSAS AL OIDO
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G_Byte

What? 
          
          *Keeps texting then starts coughing*
          What are you doing?
          Are you doing this again?
          
          I thought you didn't feel like it!
          
          Screw it
          
          Do it
          
          Oh no.
          
          Booby bird fell
          
          Meme
          
          AGH!
          
          I am the meme page
          
          Oh!
          
          Huah.
          Huh
          
          Mmmmmm!
          
          Can't get past like three
          
          C'mon
          
          YEEE
          
          NO!
          
          I made it to eight
          
          I'm done
          
          The dog screams
          
          I have an itchy foot
          
          Oops
          
          People are eating children in this area. 
          Please leash your dog and clean up after them thank you. 
          
          Did you write that?
          
          Really
          
          Oh my gawd
          
          Fooot
          
          Ack
          
          Annfnsnanmannannnmnnnmmmmm
          
          Hahaha
          
          Just look at your son.
          
          He went out and got stoned
          
          -Looks at my phone-
          
          That was a pun
          
          Hehehehehe
          
          Aaaaahghh
          
          Heh
          
          What?
          
          Au huh
          
          Hehehe
          
          Ah Chihuahua
          
          Nanana hehehe
          
          I like making weird noises
          
          What are you looking at doggo?
          
          That's right don't look at me
          
          What the?
          
          I didn't give you permission to lick me...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          SQUISHY FACE!
          
          SQUISH!!!
          
          That's why I wanna be a vet. 
          
          She lay on my boob
          
          Ow
          
          She's like jabbing her elbow into my rib
          
          Hey, wheres the ketchup?
          
          Gobble gobble
          
          Hehehehehe hahahaha raw
          
          Tweetter
          
          Plllt
          
          MARKIPLIER in love. Catch your chance. What?
          
          Huahahaha
          
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
          
          Oh my gosh
          
          Retweeting that. 
          
          Heh
          
          I'm not on Twitter often. By the way. 

G_Byte

Are you gonna comment. Heh. Again? TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
          The drawings seem to be safe...
          
          Oh dear, I get scared.
          
          -Text on phone, then takes deep breath- 
          
          Heck
          *Giggles*
          
          I remember when I couldn't spell heck
          
          I would always spell everything except heck.
          
          What are you typing?
          
          WHY?!? 
          
          STOP THAT!
          
          STOP IT NOW!
          
          I DON'T LIKE YOU!
          
          YOUR DOG IS ATTACKING ME!
          
          MEEEEEEEH
          
          I HATE YOU!!!! 
          
          XD 
          
          EEEEHHH!
          
          YOURE NOT NICE
          
          WHY ARE YOU DOIN THIS?!?
          
          WHY ARE YOU LIKE Ths?!?
          
          YOURE A TURD
          
          I SAID JERK!
          
          HAJEJAHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM.
          
          Delete it. 
          
          *Growls*
          
          Like bullcrap you will. 
          
          You're still typing
          
          *Giggles*
          
          My boob. 
          
          Hahahaha!!!!
          
          You know what. Don't delete that.
          
          Hahahahaha
          Shut up
          
          Oh that was a weird. 
          
          Why does your dog licking the pillow?
          
          Stop dog
          
          Dog
          DOG!!!
          
          NO
          
          NO
          NO LICKING THE PILLOW! 
          
          
          YOURE AN IDIOT!
          
          ...
          REALLY?
          
          WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
          
          What the frick?
          
          Why did I say that.
          
          I hate you
          
          I don't like you at all
          
          XD 
          
          ARE YOU,
          
          HAVE YOU BEEN TYPING A COMMENT?
          
          ARE YOU MAKIN THIS A STORY?
          
          YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS A STORY 
          
          "THE CRAP MIVKAYLA SAYS"
          
          DO DO DOO DO DO DOO
          
          *blows raspberry*
          
          Delete. 
          
          *Giggles*
          
          Why fly like a bird when you can fly like a butt?
          
          

nightlife20

She likes writing everything I say sometimes
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