Two authors, master alpha and diabolical rejection. Alpha is 37, diabolical is 42. We're both divorced men and in love (but not gay). We're legally not allowed near 150ft of a highschool (so no meet and greets for anyone under 19😜) enjoy!! Hugs and kissys 🥰🥰🥰
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nightmarexkermit nightmarexkermit Jun 01, 2025 04:51AM
Sorry fam, we just got out of jail. Turns out restraining orders are actually enforced... My ex-wife took the kids so you'll be getting a lot more book updates from us. We've been having A lot of not...
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