@nightmarexkermit
Sorry fam, we just got out of jail. Turns out restraining orders are actually enforced... My ex-wife took the kids so you'll be getting a lot more book updates from us. We've been having A lot of not gay sex recently. also I just got a new lizard and his name is Daniel Larson oh yeah.
Wtf is this??
Alpha is my man cave.
(Not gay)
Ok guys breaking news
ALPHA LEAVES CRUMBS ON OUR BED.
(Our as in not gay)
What's up beta's
FUCK