HELLO WORLD!!!

My names Calista!!

Aliens have come to attack earth so BEWARE!!
just kidding but seriously beware of my awesome ninja skills!!

Let me tell you a little bit about me........
i play softball and played basketball once. i want to try tennis too.
fav.colour: lime green
Instrument: cello(want to also play drums)
Love: to make people happy, brussel sprouts, potatos, harry potter, star wars, funny things, laughing cows, craziness, and tacos.
hate:the feel of grass, mushrooms, alarm clocks, grumpy peeps,and frog goblets (they eat your toes)
I want to be a photographer when i grow up and i have a friend whos a booger named billy bob joe.
i will read anything except teacher/student romances because those disguste me. i can be super loud and crazy and sometimes i cackle like a witch but only when i am laughing uncontrolable. i get didtracted easly (not as much as my sister but ggl) and at my sisters bday party once we made up ggl which means giggles and now alot of people use it how cool is that. you deserve a slow clap. heheheheheheh!! ggl!!

Here is a bunch of PSYCH quotes because i absolutly love PSYCH!!

1.Gus: You were screaming too
Shawn:Yes i was screaming STOP GUS LETS BE BRAVE

2. Shawn:i like your jacket i like i like it alot

3.Lassiter: who keeps telling people i like snow globes
Shawn:what! they don't make you feel like your trapped in a mini elf world


"i would give up chocolate but i'm not a quitter!!" by sombody that i cant remember.


i know alot of rebels who live on hoth and if you see a bubble pop it.

so always remember.......

throw pickles at cars

eat cookie dough

be creative

and love oreos!!

and if you want to contact me remember.......
werewolves welcome, bloodsuckers by appointment

see ya comment, vote, fan

calista from funky town!!
  • Funky Town
  • JoinedJanuary 16, 2011


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