Oh my god, This is the third freaking time... I JUST SAW MY LIL BRO WEARING MY BRA. MY BRA! MY FREAKING BRA WITH AND EMPTY SHOPPING BAG WAVING IT AROUND AND I THINK HE'S IMITATING MOM AND I'M CRYING--
We all have that one freaking dumb friend who you wanna beat the shit out off and rip his insides.
I FREAKING THOT WE WERE FRIENDS ASSHOLE WHY DID YOU STOLE MY FRIES?! WHY?? I ALREADY ORDERED ONE. ONE FOR EVERYBODY. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STEAL MINE?
This happened months ago and I still won't forgive you-