@nolongerinusemmxviii
My parents highkey just had the most ‘married’ conversation I’ve ever had.
“I wish the patio was clean” this was my mom. Clearly, a woman.
“Well then clean it” obviously my dad.
So I chimed in with the truth, “She means to clean the damn patio dad.”
“YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEAK FEMALE???”
Oof I’m so dead lately I highkey forgot this existed till I opened up my email and it was WATTPAD WATTPAD WATTPAD
OKAY GEEZ AJSKDAJSKASJ;JAS @boobcanan-barnes @voidsalvahoe @bourbon_mystic21
also: follow my other acc @corruptheroes because I'm mainly on it now! xoxo
Hey guys! It’s me. So I know I’ve been gone and very M.I.A but I was grounded and with the new IOS bullcrap I couldn’t log in because of my user (-- reputation) because the dashes connected and it was so frustrating! So I’ve changed my user and I’m back! I missed you all so so so much and I can’t wait to get back writing again!
I showed an eleven year old #TheBronze sex scene and now he's rolling on the floor screaming 'Gimmie Dat Gold' and another kid's like 'Okay!' and now he's screaming and running away. I'm probably going to get fired.
I'm back from my hiatus and I'm reading to write *cracks knuckles* Did you miss me
Also @AlyssaOBrien11 Message me!!! I got my phone taken away that night I randomly stopped replying please talk to meeee
Yo did i do something wrong why are u being MIA with me
According to my therapist I play off my depression by acting like I like myself and laugh it off like it's not a big deal and I'm wondering if therapists all get surgery so they can read their patients mind.
According to my therapist I play off my depression by acting like I like myself and laugh it off like it's not a big deal and I'm wondering if therapists all get surgery so they can read their patients mind.
According to my therapist I play off my depression by acting like I like myself and laugh it off like it's not a big deal and I'm wondering if therapists all get surgery so they can read their patients mind.