out of tic tacs

anyone still around four years later? after like four rebrands and nothing but crickets? i’m sorry to say i deleted everything and never made backups, but maybe i’ll start writing some silly little fanfictions again. who knows :)

hello. considering deleting my profile as i barely update my stories, or use wattpad at all. if there's any opposition let me know. 

but i want orange juice

but that only happens in movies where the writers think of scripts and actions for a long time and that only happens in movies and all the other fictional places because real life isn't as nice 

!!attention!!
          
          i'm changing my username to @noorangejuice 
          
          !!okaythanksbye!!

matty healy 

lettuce

you seem so cool aaaaaa

completely appropriate responses to 'do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?'
          
          "sure why not"
          "you betcha"
          "ard"
          "i scooby dooby do"

noorangejuice
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