please excuse my FREAKING USERNAME I MADE THIS ACCOUNT LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO!
anyways, all my stories are satire trust me guys i'm a good writer 😢
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Stories by klausywausy
The Onion Incident
Two teenage workers are working the nightshift at McDonald's.
Despicable Man
You meet a man, whom is your co-worker, named Gru. As soon as you laid eyes on him, you fell in a deep trance...
A Gruesome Life (Shrek x Lord Farq...
It was a grey foggy day in the country of Scotland. You, the main character, accidentally fell into a passerb...