BREAK ME !!

..2021 me in wattpad comments scares me 

Woah I’m back again 

When he gives you the most obvious hints of him being into you, proceeds to ask as a joke if you want to get freaky but then says he’s talking to someone

When you meet the perfect guy ever and you become friends and act CLEARLY more then friends but he has a middle age barbecue dad name 

When the hat people on the walls start to get a little too freaky

WE ARE SO BACK

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Things that would kill me if I ate them but I still want to anyway :
          
          1. FIBREGLASS INSOLATION
          This shit looks so fucking delicious! It’s pink and crunchy if you squish it but it’s also kinda fluffy and it smells good and it fucking looks like cotton candy. But it’s made of tiny little glass shards. It’s not fair. WHYD THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK SO GOOD
          
          2. Fabuloso (Bleach alternative)
          They have different god damn flavours of this shit. They make the bottles look so pretty and they smell so good. It’s shouldn’t be that colourful. Anything colourful I will eat. I want to drink this shit and I would die,But it would be so worth it. If someone left me alone for two minutes around this stuff I would down the fucking bottle
          
          3. Dry dex
          This shit looks like ice cream. It literally looks like ice cream and I want to eat tubs full of this. Would it kill me? Yes. Would it be worth it? Also yes. If someone hands me a tub of this the first thing in mmm doing is fucking eating it. It looks delicious and no one can change my mind
          
          4. Aquarium gravel (bright colours) 
          This stuff looks like the nerds candy and I want to down a bag of this stuff. It looks so delicious and I bet it tastes delicious too. I don’t care what anyone says I’m going to eat This shit when I have the chance.
          
          5. Traffic cone
          It looks like a fucking candy corn. Why does it have to look so edible? I’ve been driving through traffic for the past couple days and I see traffic cones and my only thought is sinking my teeth into one of those bitches.