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Lame Jokes that are so a whole generation ago? Check ✔
Huge obsession with cars? Check ✔
Awesome fashion styles? Check ✔
Part of the millennial rainbow colony? Check ✔ #LGBT
Totally the fuckin bomb? Double check ✔
Name? Cheerios. Honey nut Cheerios.
You want to be friends? The answer is no. Humanity is fucked.
R.I.P - friendships
Keep your head up, kid.
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Unspoken Closures and Thoughts
A collection of quotes and short poems.
Where The Stars Touch (Boy×Boy)
"Cat got your tongue, Kid?" I winked at him casually, trying to lesson the awkward tension that had...