this message may be offensive
@docmarten "CALUM WHAT THE FUCK U DUMB ASS THAT IS MY TACO NOW SHUT THR EHCKCKD UP I AM SOS DOME EWITH TYPTI SHOT I HATE RYOU SOS CMUFH SHUT THE FUCKF UP," screamed hanniya.
calum held the taco in his heads, staring at it with wide brown eyes and for some reason, maintaining a squatting position. "MY PRECIOUS. RING THE TACO BELLS."
"calum, what the FUCK?"
"the taco is mine, hanniya. you never let me have the taco."
"calum what the FU CK I VE NEVEWHY THE FUCK WOUDLD I RGIVE U MY TAOC"
"hanniya, how is it ur taco?"
"i bought it"
"but what does money mean? why is it truly valuable? why is anything valuable? we used to be cavemen, with nothing being of value. and now, we've let ppl named hanniya own something as valuable as a taco. if we were cavemen this wouldnt happen"
"okay first of fucking all, wtf does "PPL NAMED HANNIYA" MEAN CALUM? CALEUM? U SOUND LIKE A SURFER DUDE WHO BELIEVES IN REVERSE RACISM. 2, we're not caveman though u seem to be as civilized as one. THE TACO IS MINE"
"okay. u fucking know what, ur too short to reach the taco so u no matter what ur not getting it"
and then, hanniya, channeling her inner ethereal hijabi goddess self, transformed into a falcon, snatched the taco, and flew out the window.
-----------------------
i odnt know what the HELL I just wrote