Not your typical Hooman.... What am I ?? *whispers* an alien....

That's right. My ass is related to Marvin the Martian, Tata, the green goey stuff and all that ish. When I say I'm an amateur writer, I ain't being modest. I AM an amateur writer. I wish I could do better but, yeah.. I'm trying. So, to those who actually like my stories, you probably need to visit an asylum of some sort. JK.JK. Well, to anyone who read my stories, I thank you for supporting me, giving me happiness that people do read my stuff.