Hi, guys! 

For this year's Wattys, I've started a noir / true crime / comedy story. It's a mix of Shrek and Sherlock Holmes, but darker. So, yeah, it's Mature and minors are prohibited from reading it. 

The title is Hardboiled Humpty. Check it out: 

https://www.wattpad.com/story/370120957-hardboiled-humpty

I plan to update weekly, every Saturday. Make sure to add the story to your library so you'll be updated when the next chapter drops. 

Thanks and stay Phenomenal!