Pheonix here! Professional meme stealer since 1347.

Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants.
Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.:')


Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
All of my puns are intended.
Don't call me crazy! I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

Ever since my parents told me not to talk to strangers, I haven't talked to myself.