Hey, I'm John, or Frosty, or Ember.  I'm a casual guy, casual gamer, casual comedian, casual atheist, casual genius, and possibly the greatest human alive .  Now enjoy my witty profile page!

The Erudite faction submits the following statements to be true.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.  Make life take the lemons back!  Get mad!  I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?  Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!?  I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!  With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!  
  -Cave Johnson

   THE FORCES OF EEEEVILLLL                                          -Mermaid Man 

Your not horrible.  You just really suck at falling in love
-Audrey 2014

   I am the one who punched the tree.  I am the one who built the home.  I am the one who dug the mines.  I am the one who forged the weapons.  I am the one who fought the monsters.  I am the one who braved the fires. I am the one who built the castles.  I am the one who slayed the dragon.  I am the one who plays the game.

    Ever read that creepy pasta that says a dead girl is gonna appear on your ceiling and strangle you unless you spread the post to ten other people?
            *turns ceiling fan on high*  
             Problem solved.
     
     The key to success is hard work, if you can fake that you've got it made.  -Sign on the wall of a Zaxby's

        Ashfur should have gone to the dark forest.

      And for you Theists I'd like to ask some questions
Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?  Then he is powerless.
Is he able, but not willing?  Then he is evil.
Is he both able and willing?  Then why is there so much evil?
Is he neither able, nor willing?  Then why do you worship him?

but remember, god loves you so much that he will burn your soul forever if you don't love him back...