"Now introducing...the Fab Four! An unlikely group of young heroes here to save ur asses from the true evils in the world!"

"Fran saved my life!! But I can't seem to find my wallet...must've been the evil [REDACTED]..."

"I love nirvana so much if I could time travel to the nineties and bag Dave Grohl I'd do it. But also he'd probably cheat on me then I'd have to publicly castrate him" - Fran man, the guy likes nirvana more than anything, ask him about it sometime, that'll give you +50 pixel pizazz! This invisaman deffo hasn't stolen ur wallet!!! 

"Zonic helped me get away from [REDACTED] and their evil henchmen! I owe him my life!"

"See that thing over there? I'll make harry styles want to fuck it" - zonic the hedgehog, this shapeshifter can explode on command! Don't get on his badside, or else you might end up biting a bullet!! Buddy loves sonic so much it influenced his name! Talk to him about it sometime...that'll be +50 pixel pizazz!

"That mysterious water lady saved my son from the fire, all they had to say was 'aye aye captain!' Before they left without a trace!"

"Boris and Theo never got separated wdym they're married and live together in a big mansion and Theos mums alive and they're happy and gay together" - Captain gay, your local mysterious water bender (and life ender), she'll make you swim with the fishes! Lover of the goldfinch, ask them about it sometime, that'll be +50 pixel pizazz!

"Pixel puncher turned [REDACTED]'s goons into pixels before I could even blink! I owe her my life!"

"Pete wentz is me, if you say otherwise ur ableist" - Pixel puncher, This sharp shooter can end you in a second! With her trusty handgun, and fists of steel, you're in for a world of pain! She'll never tell you what's in her bag, she brings the mystery! You better let her rant about emo Bands, that'll give you +50 pixel pizazz!

"Over and out"