@lly

BUT THEE BOOK IS OUT AND I CANT HANDLE THESE TWO DORKS AND PHIL WITH HIS STUPID CUTE LIL WHEELS ON THE BUS FUCK

BUT THEE BOOK IS OUT AND I CANT HANDLE THESE TWO DORKS AND PHIL WITH HIS STUPID CUTE LIL WHEELS ON THE BUS FUCK

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a group of tourists came to order food at the take out window today and kept telling me I was writing their order wrong. one of their smol children took a FUCKING sharpie and drew a GODDAMN penis on the counter while their (very loud and rude)  mother ordered about enough food to feed a small country and gave no tip
          I DOnT gET PAID EnouGh for THIS SHiT

So I was at work today right
          And I work at a pretty crappy BBQ restaurant, in the back at the take out window. It was a pretty uneventful day,  no murders or fires. Nothing out of the ordinary. Barly any tips but we'll look over that. 
          So this dude comes to the window and starts to oder food. He's seems pretty average, tall but not overly threatening but all of a sudden he starts to climb threw the window
          He didn't just stick his face in the GODDAMN window this was full body submersion 
          So short story long he was high and had to be escorted off of the restaurant grounds

I JUST WANT TO CURL IN A BALL,  READ FAN FICTION AND DRINK TEA I DIDNT SIGN UP TO PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY

REPLY TO ME GOD DAMMIT

hey guys, so i guess you people find humor in My Ongoing Thoughts so if you have a request for day 200 i would love to hear it

ily

i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar