Mommy’s side slut

Damn its been a while huh? ㋛

My friend cut me with a exacto knife and I needed stitches accident or not I will never know...

I feel like eating a Cartman shaped dumpling anyone else  

Jokes on you, I understand morse code and didn't have to look up what your bio says 

And that’s why I should be the next dictator....
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted talk!

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