please recommend fics that make me feel like i just developed my frontal lobe 

fuck you if you've ever made me cry in ur fics, I hope both sides of your pillow are warm. 

any pronouns 😱😨

please ignore my old comments unless they are the funny ones please bros

don't correct my grammar I failed English 😞

latino 

la llorona is coming for you run dawg 

I lie about half the shit I say on here  

cats

october 19  

professional hater 😞