Welcome, sweet pea.

It is I, the notorious Dr. Lillian Rose. You most likely know me, however, as 'Poison Ivy.' Don't fret now, hun; I no longer take part in most of my old antics, murder included. I've faced my punishments for those days. Nevertheless, I will not hesitate to again resort to them if you dare cross me. You've been warned.

If you've come to spectacle at the serial killer and world-renowned thief that I was back then, I suggest you look elsewhere. Selina's house, perhaps? Anyway, all I am now is a humble florist. I'm no longer Poison Ivy, wanted criminal; I'm Poison Ivy, merchant of rare and dangerous plants.
Now, sugar, don't think this means that I've ceased all of my old tricks. As if I could ever give up my life of sex and seduction. I am still just as alluring  as I was before, only now this doesn't include envenoming the men and women I sleep with. I also still thrive in strife and discord. If no one gets hurt, however, then no laws are being broken, are they? 


Now, baby, do you think you could help me with something in the back? I think I may need assistance in.... tending to my rosebuds. (;