I should really stop being such epic trash

But I'm not going to

Did you know that once in art class once I accidentally made shrek green.  Sue me.

I'm just a guy who reads stupendous amounts of fanfiction :D

I don't remember the last time I got 8 hours of sleep! :D

Kill me

In my free time, I enjoy writing stories that (even though they suck 50 shades of ASS) will probably make my (few but trusty) readers mildly uncomfortable to read in the same room as little siblings and parents!  Also-- if you have honey-mustard pretzels, I would really appreciate to take them off of your hands.  Thanks in advance!

-Leo

PS WhY aM i LiKe ThIs