*slight TABINOF spoilers*
SO I WAS READING THE HAMSTER BREEDING BIT OF THE BOOK AND MY I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE IT SAID HOW IN HIGH SCHOOL PHIL WAS CALLED 'HAMSTER BOY' AND MY MUM GOES "because he put a hamster up there...?" AND SHE WAS JOKING, BUT I ALMOST STARTED CRYING BECAUSE THE HAT FIC AND SHE GOT REALLY CONFUSED AND OMG WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LIFE