Hi, I'm a caffeine-obsessed, delulu person who writes fanfics and thinks sleep is a government conspiracy. My bloodstream is 90% coffee, 10% existential dread, and I strongly believe my soulmate is probably a barista who can spell my name right on the first try (so, basically, a unicorn).

I write fanfics at midnight, powered by espresso shots and questionable life choices, then reread them in the morning and wonder if I should send myself to jail for crimes against grammar. My browser history is just: "how to fake confidence," "does coffee count as a meal," and "is being delusional a diagnosable condition?"

Nice to meet you! If you ever want to bond over chaotic plot twists, caffeine-induced anxiety, or the fact that my favorite OTP is me x sleep deprivation, you know where to find me I also have another account named midnight_white but I have not wrote any stories in that account.
  • in the fiery depths of hell (a.k.a school)
  • JoinedAugust 25, 2025


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prettygirl_slay prettygirl_slay Feb 23, 2026 07:18PM
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