racoon man

I made a penumbra podcast book! Share with your friends~

Hello. And welcome.
          
          
          
          Y'all miss me? 
          
          Admit it you missed me ! 
          
          I am back and better than ever! I have so many things in the wings just waiting for my attention. 
          
          Only a few more chapters till Caught Cutting will be done.!!!! *Applause* 
          
          Two chapters out this week. Just wanted to say I love you all and have a fantastic day guys gals and non binary pals-! 
          
          Peace out- 
          Bandersnatch

I LIVVVVEEEE. 
          
          ALSO I MIGHT BE MAKING AN RP BOOK WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER SO IM KEEPING YOU UPDATED. I ALSO POSTED ON CAUGHT CUTTING SO I LOVE YOU ALL AND ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS YOU DO FOR ME *MWAH* AGRESSIVE AFFECTION BITCHES

Bruh my sister is the fucking best

Hey guys! Virgil and I have made a new story that we have just published called 'Sander Sides Roommates', where his and I's characters become roommates to the sides, and let me tell you it becomes chaotic! I hope you guys take a look at it and read it, because we have worked pretty hard on it and love making it!~ Go check it out sometime! ~Raven

Oh my god why did I write that long ass oneshot it's fucking 3100 words wtf

I've posted three new chapters this week. There's two in the one shots and one in the caught book. 
          
          Here ya go all you little gay babiez ilyall

I HAVE A FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER VIRGIL HOODIE I NOW HAVE THE POWER OF A THOUSAND FANFIC WRITERS ON MY SIDE!!!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          can any of y'all help meh slep?

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FREE THERAPIST THAT I CAN STEAL AND KEEP IN MY BASEMENT? IM ASKING FOR A FRIEND I SWEAR!

Reading fluff does not help the feeling of wanting human interaction because then your reading all this cute banter shit and your like "I WANT SOMEONE TO DO THAT WITH GODDAMNIT!" someone please take my phone away.