"If cactuses had, like, penises, would the penises have spikes on them? Would the spikes go flaccid?"
*Disclaimer: I'm not Dan Howell (that's exactly what Dan Howell would say)
Jon//Junior
She/Her
- Trash, but high quality trash. The type you'd recycle.
- Fanfic writer, probably shit but thats ok
-100% PotatoYoghurt Trash™
-High School (ew)
- Fight club fanatic (5/7 full marks would recommend)
- I update regularly, if you care about that kinda thing (no i dont)
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