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WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TRYING TO READ MY BOB THE BUILDER X READER TO CALM MY CRYING BUT THEN I SAW THIS KERMIT FANFIC WITH SMUT SO I CLICKED ON IT. AND WE GOT FUCK BY KERMIT BUT THEN WE WENT TO THE SEWERS AND THAT BITCH PENNYWISE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND SNATCHED US. PENNYWISE THEN FUCKED US -CRYING EMOJI- AND THEN AFTER HE WAS DONE, HE GAVE US TO GEORGIE. WE RODE GEORGIE AND HIS ASS SAID "YOULL BOUNCE TOO, YOULL BOUNCE TOO. YOULL BOUNCE TOO. " AND AND AFTER THAT WE GET FUCKED BY MAUI THEN WE GET FUCKED I THINK THE WHOLE GANG FROM SCOOBY DOO. PLEASE, IM CRYING MOREEEEE WTF. PLEASE SOMEONE SCOOP MY EYES OUT NO MORE PLEASE