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and THEN! you wanna know what he did after that? he ordered MY food because he said he wanted his mom to be impressed with my size before he takes me to meet his parents.
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i don’t even have the energy to kick his ass but i still have his number if you wanna call him up and tell him that. ( snorting, she reached for her large coke and shook it. only hearing ice she sighed and popped the lid off preparing to refill it. ) honestly, i’d take that instead of saying i’m somehow a size too small to impress his /mother/. i thought being thin was the ideal form. need a refill? i’m about to fill mine again. ( she shovels a fry in her mouth before she stands. )
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uh — yeah. that's definitely the worst one ive ever heard. i thought you were gonna tell me the guy ordered you a salad and an ice water. because that would warrant you kicking his ass. or y'know. / us / kicking his ass. ⁽ he'd collect some ketchup onto his fry and pop it into his mouth. ⁾ older isn't always better. and for the record you're a total hottie i don't know what he was talking about. ⁽ he'd grab the mustard and hand it off to her. ⁾
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yeah. worst first date ever probably. ( her eyes rolled. she shivered just remembering the night. ) that’s the problem! he’s older, has a good job, i didn’t care about the working out detail until he tried to get me to do it too. thought he had some common sense and decency. guess older doesn’t mean better either. hand me the mustard-
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