On this very day, three years ago. A man was suffocated in his sleep by a greasy weeaboo wielding an Asuna body pillow. As the weeaboo buried the mans corpse he muttered to himself "anime is the best form of media." now that you have read those words you will lead a life of loneliness trying to balance both your crippling depression and a sudden love for Naruto, you will forever spend your days writing disturbing fanfictions and live off of only sushi unless you re-post which will for some reason free you from the curse and please the weeaboo.