「私は混乱だ」
I'm a mess.
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Live by menswear dog, die by menswear dog. This isn't a cult, l swear
(Sign-up days, Tuesday and Wednesday.)
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Allow me to introduce myself - l am a 
CL4P-TP steward bot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!
- #MyBiasIsNotListeningToKpop
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This is the scene where l throw a generic quote at you that l think best describes me as a person and usually has a really sappy and pathetic undertone. Sadly l don't know any quotes that reach those guidelines so instead l'll leave you with something that will hopefully suffice.
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"Did l ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact...same fucking thing...over and over again expecting...shit to change... That. Is. Crazy."
-Vaas
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There, that'll do. 
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The Gibberish 101 section
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This is the segment where l teach you how to talk the talk of a true fan of my profile. Only the most dedicated of fans can learn such a talent that is the gibberish of my profile, it takes years of dedication, effort, and constant practise
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Plesiosaurs=Please
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Saurolophus=Sorry
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(Dinosaurs were my addiction as a child and to this very day l'm still mildly fond of them.)
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Fandoms are the exact representation of everything wrong with society, most weeaboo's can't even spell "Konnichiwa" and the Japanese culture is a war trophy we tore from the dying hands of Hiroshima in order to remind them that we are the dominant race and serve low quality,high priced sushi at the same time, killing two birds with one stone. God bless America.
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Honorary titles
-The Cancer of Wattpad.
-That pale looking virgin spouting doge memes and listening to distorted elevator music.
-ThePunMaster(self acclaimed)
-An embarrassment to humanity.
-weeaboo filth.
-A Hypocrite
-Benjamin Clawhauser
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Joint Account w/qu-tae
@theslidingdoors
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l advise you take a breather as high doses of abnormality may scar or damage the retina...