Why can't you tell a thief a joke?
He takes things literally.
Sorry. Just thought I'd start out with a joke.
So... A little bit about myself...I'm a teenage girl who's loves eating sleeping and reading. And loves watching shows and movies. I also love using my time to fangirl over One Direction and 5sos.
Also, I swim, fence (like with swords), and play softball. And fangirl. That should be considered a sport. It's hard.
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