Nickname's Pyro in case anyone wants to message or communicate in any way~ Not much for talking about myself so please see the rest of this random crap if you want to know more about me and thank you~ (/O[]O)/
█ 10% Sleep
██ 20% Food
███ 30% Anti-Social
████ 40% Doodles
█████ 50% (/O[]O)/
██████ 60% Social Media
███████ 70% Pyro
████████ 80% Sarcasm
█████████ 90% Cursing
██████████ 100% Awesome
My Children:
~pit bull lap dog; Nalu
~ferret baby boys; Casey and Murphy
~lil boob parrot who only knows how to say his name; Peaches
~cannibal goldfish; Fritz and Alexei
Things I live by & you should too(probably not):
~Laughter is the best medicine...but if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.
~IF YOU DIE AND GET A CHANCE TO BE REINCARNATED, BECOME A BIRD; THAT WAY YOU CAN FLY AND SHIT ON PEOPLE'S HEADS.
~I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.
~Not lazy, just on energy saving mode.
~I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.
~I need a six month vacation twice a year.
~HOME: where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
~MATH: Mental. Abuse. To. Humans.
~If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ \(°0°)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ stacy...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER >:U
- JoinedMarch 16, 2014
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