⍟⎊⧗✇✵۞ϟ४𖤍꘩ᗢ✪➳◊⩔⎈Ⓐ➃

She/her 

This is my bestest greatest friend totally no homo
@theacualf0ck  

I love ducks. Not really. I hate them. 

My money don't jiggle jiggle. Well, it does because I'm broke... but I slay so yeah. I don't slay. I don't know why I said that. 

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% the postman's child. 

 Post Man Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat. And his black and white cat.

I would love Scarlett Johansson even if she was Jeffery Dahmer.

"I really like pork chops. My family sent me some but my fridge broke and they went bad."

Only fools and horses work lalalalalala.


Hulk SMASH (Ed your mum)

Credits to ^^^ goes to @theactualf0ck she helped. She slays. She doesn't. She has  No friends and has a book bout friends to familiarised her with the term 'friend'. She has a book about p0ssays. 👀


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