Mar

Hey hey hey hey guess who's here? Uhh, pepperoni pizza for a ladybunnijay? xD no silly! It's me! Your favorite person! Who probably annoys the crap out of you!!!!! I would annoy me.... But I do it out of love!!!! Because- Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt. Can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never EVER give me what I want. I know I don't deserve these, stupid rules made by the Dursley's here on- Priiiiiiiiiiiiivet drive. Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive! Sick o' summer and this waiting around man it's september so im skippin this town! hey it's not mystery! there's nothing here for me noooow! I WANNA BE A STARSHIP RANGER!!!I wanna have the things they got! I could be a starship ranger but there's just one little thing they are that I'm not. all my life i've pictured them out there keeping the peace in outer space i may not be up there with em, but i've got what it takes, i've got a hunger and thirst for adventure i wanna travel the galaxy! the future is now, so i don't see how the time isn't right for me! Cuz it's HOLY MUSICAL B@MAN!!!!!!Oooh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that was my starkid fangirl moment.... And yes, I know i didn't include mamd, cuz, well, this is wattpad. boy i still have a ton of characters left! what to do what to do... dot..................dot dot dot.................................................................. dot dot dot.....................................................................................VOLSEMORT AND DA DEATH DEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, an old man with a gothic black beard with a robe that said 'avril levigne' on the back. It was............................................................................................................................................ DUMBLYDORE

Hey hey whaddup? I'm back again. I saw you today and you read my message.... AND I NEED T TO TELL YOU OF 'MY IMMORTAL'!! It is, in a nutshell, the worst fanfic ever written. No, not just the worst Harry Potter fanfic, but the worst fanfic in history. It was written sometime in 2005 on your beloved fanfiction.net. It was such a blow to a persons IQ, that the fanfiction dot net people took it down. xD I'll send you a link so you can lose as many brain cells as I have!! hold on lemme find the page... No, my cat doesn't have dandruff.... I can't vote... I don't care that Smith's is best for me... GOSH DARN ADS!!! AHA! http://myimmortalrehost2.webs.com/  Read EVERYTHING! And I mean EVERYTHING! Read the description, read the author's notes, and most importantly, read the story!!! This thing is like a communicable disease. It's so bad it's good, well not good, more like famous. Yeah, it's so bad it's famous. Like justine bieber or rebecca black. Well, I still have 1034 characters left... what to do what to do.... OH! I can write a poem!!! uhhh, hold on... HERE WE GOES
          Ahem! The Sister Who Says I Licked Her (But I Didn't!)
          My sister
          thought I licked her
          and i really did not do
          what she said.
          For I wouldn't lick her!
          she probs tastes bitter,
          and would shrivel up my togue. 
          Aaaaaaaaaaand SCENE
          BRAVA! BRAVA! The new Shakespeare is upon us!!! 
          Well whadja think? wasn't it lovely? I think I'm going to write a haiku now...
          Ode to Wattpad
          Wattpad is awesome.
          I like to read fan fiction
          No need for pencils.
          Boy am I amazing, right? amiright? you know im WRITE, geddit? xD write, instead of 'right', I say 'write' because we are authors!! xD i crack myself up sometimes...i hope i don't scare you... but you still would love me. i hope..... HOPE.... HOOOOPE...I must sound really insane to my readers.... I'm sorry!!!!!!! xD but not really. THIS IS MEEEEEE THIS IS MEE I'm exactly where im supposed to be! blah blah blah blah blah ON ME!!! my little camp rock thing.running ouf of characters!

I'm back!! And I'm pretty sure you still get emails from Wattpad, so I'm going to convince you to come back. You discovered fanfic a year before me, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?! XDD You I'm flipping through your pretty awesome stories and wondering why you aren't on anymore!!! COME BACK!! You make me laugh. I will dedicate every chapter of my story to you! But not all of them, because there are other awesome people out there who commented and fanned me. I've got real fans now! not just you, RAWR, blueeystobe,and theawesomest. You have fans too!!! Remember when we thought 10 fans was a lot? XD no I'm babbling but I don't care, COUSIN. There I said it! Muhahahahaaa. Babble. Babble. Babble. Babble. Babble babble babble babble high above the rabble! Rabble. Rabble. Babble. Rabble babble rabble babble rabble babble GREATEST MIND OF HISTORY!!!!!!!! SOLVING LIFE'S SWEET MYSTERY! SO LISTEN TO MEEE (SO LISTEN TO ME!) KNOW HOW LIFE SHOULD BEEE (KNOW HOW LIFE SHOULD BE0 OH WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF THEY DON'T AGREEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE- AH! Wherefore! Oh men of Athens? I say to youuuuu! Therefore, acquit me or not, but whichever you doooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I shall never alter my ways! Never adjust my approach to this maze! Never reform til the end of my days! Even if I have to die many times! Wherefore! Oh men of Athens? I say to youuuuu! Therefore, acquit me or not, but whichever you doooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! I shall never alter my ways! Never adjust my approach to this maze! Never reform til the end of my days! Even if I have to die many times! AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been writing this for the past 10 minutes and I have 50 characters left. oops. oh well im going to try and use them all!! bye bye!!!

Hi :) I really like your stories :) I noticed that you'd read my story Completely Lucky? Nope... about a year ago, and well... I just wrote a new chapter ^^
          If you checked it out and maybe commented it or something, I would REALLY appreciate it ^^
          Here's the link if you need it: http://www.wattpad.com/888347-completely-lucky-nope-chapter-8-in-my-mind
          -Eliza

i really like your storys expectally the dragon legend one  it was really good. also i like pokemon too and i am now making one if you want to read it you can or anyone 
          

@LadyBunniJay Great wording with the boy on the plane story. Now just do that in a book and find out what happens next! It's easy to think of ideas if you have good stories in real life!

Whoa... You're leaving because you can't think of an idea? Once you think of something then post it! BTW if you're wondering why I got on your page a fan of my fan is your fan.
          LOL

Heyyy, can u please read my story Pokemon Geo, it's a pokemon fanfic just incase the name didn't give it away...

@LadyBunniJay AH! IKR! I was like, "Er, what friends?" XDXD
          
          Writing is like reading. You just need to prod your mind until something readable comes out. I post too many "not readable" writings just because I feel sad to delete them. Chant, write, read over, edit! I'm terrible at editing, so I skip that process XD(: 
          
          Writing is like Reading!! I haven't read a book in months...(Like a real novel) >.< Keep writinggggggg. Your really good at it too:)

Andddd if your bored could ya maybe check out one of my stories or something?