Bob jr

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wait what story was i gonna add to my reading list for you to see? we were talking about it at lunch

I'm so sad that I finished my transformers fan fic, like I'm depressed now :C

K

DOLLOW ME BACK GRRR

Heyyy, 'Ronica
          
          Eww.
          You've got a left hand.
          Use it.
          Don't talk mean like that
          You'll hurt their feelings
          You make my balls so blue
          You hurt them badly
          You make my balls so blue
          They're hanging sadly
          What did they do to you
          That you hate them so?
          Don't run from me
          They're all beat up
          Like a tackling dummy!
          
          They long for your embrace
          They're warm like mittens
          They'll curl up on your face
          And purr like kittens
          You make my balls so blue
          Just look at them glow
          They're begging you!
          Don't make my balls so blue
          Mmm...
          Heather? Heather!
          Open the door.
          Oh no, oh no no no!
          Mmm...
          Open the door!
          Oh no, oh no no no!
          You make my balls so blue
          (Ooo.. so blue!)
          So please say hello
          (Ooo...)
          Hold 'em
          Enfold 'em
          And never let go!
          (Yeah!)
          Once you were geeky
          Oo!
          And nerdy
          Oo!
          But they knew
          Oo!
          You're dirty
          Oo!
          You've set them
          Oo!
          On fire
          Oo!
          Whatever you require they'll do!
          (Ooo... ah!)
          So take 'em home to meet your parents!
          They'll wear a suit and tie
          And a fancy collar
          They'll sing a lullabye
          La la la la la!
          
          Please make these balls not blue!
          Just for a while!
          Can't wait 'til later
          My pants are rubbing like a
          Hot cheese grater!
          Look. Booze. Drink!
          Thank you so much!
          They will protect you
          Defend you
          Respect you
          Befriend you
          Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
          Winnie-the-Pooh!
          
          Baby, baby, baby!
          They're so blue!
          My balls will work for you
          They will obey ya!
          They really need rescue
          Like Princess Leia!
          Baby, you gots to come through
          Teach them to smile
          You've got no clue
          How much these two
          Depend on you
          Please help them through!
          My balls are in your court!
          Yeah!
          (You make them balls so blue!)
          You make my balls so blue!
          (You make them balls so blue!)
          Aw!
          Ow!
          You make my balls so blue!
          (You shake them, you quake them,
          You break)
          Good God, my balls
          You make my balls so blue!
          Look it! Look at it!
          Look at it! Look it!
          (You take them, you make them,
          Crissake them)
          You make my balls so blue!
          
          Please make their dreams come true
          And make these balls not blue

I don’t like whatshisname anymore

@Comicgirl_91 sam get out (this is from Bob)

DO U GO TO MY SCHOOL

DO IK U