I'm that kind of person who is constantly making up stories in my head about everything but I never have the courage to post them. 

I like books more than people. 

I speak better sarcasm than English. 

Divorced parents club. 

My best friend calls me shorty. 

He's also 6'3. 

I'm weird.

Pretty much just told me my whole life story minus the gruesome details. 

Did you know no matter how loud you scream or how soft you whisper in your head, it's all the same volume.