Welcome, sinners.

Account peeps:
Remy: owner, 18, writes the lemons, they/them
editor: writes the parts before the lemons, now 18, he/they/xe
Marc (omg instagram user maraca??!?!?!?!??): editor, remy has bad grammar, 18
Egg: Publisher (actually hits publish and does deadline work/request handling), not 18, likes to pee