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riverslowden riverslowden Nov 29, 2025 12:27AM
divas tonight i saw brett goldstein do stand up and that man is even fitter irl…i fear the roy kent fic in my drafts is itching to be freed
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VERTIGO | River Cartwright by riverslowden
VERTIGO | River Cartwright
❝and I won't confess that I waited but I let the lamp burn as the men masqueraded I hoped you'd return❞ Only...
ARM'S LENGTH | Thomas Shelby by riverslowden
ARM'S LENGTH | Thomas Shelby
❝I'm selfish and I'm lonely arm's length, small talk, and then some company but, oh, do you have to know me...
TEAR YOU APART | Gangs of London by riverslowden
TEAR YOU APART | Gangs of London
❝I owe you a black eye and two kisses tell me when you wanna come and get 'em❞ GANGS OF LONDON SEASON 1 - TBC...
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