Rob Yzat

Hey hey! What's c-rat(ck)-a-lackin' everyone!
          
          So.... this.... is kind of awkward but I just came back from my (B)rat summer. I was very busy performing in the 2024 Paris Olympics in none other than the city of Paris in the country Spain. What was my discipline you ask? I'm not going to tell you, you have to go and watch all of the footage and find me for yourself. Good luck. Just know that what I did was almost impressive.
          
          It's all good though, as I was only away for 360 minutes so it's no big deal. BUT! I'm back bigger and badder than ever with a whole TWO specratular chapters of the world's greatest novel Cream of Tar Tar. Now, I know what you're wondering, did the summer heat cook Rob's brain a little bit or can I expect the same glorious content that has become synonymous with the name Rob Yzat... and yes, I can confirm that these two chapters will blow your socks off. So make sure to put some on before you read them. I know you can hardly wait to get reading, but I need you to do this for me please and thank you. It's going to be better than sitting in on Professor Nunovyagudairmbiznis' lectures... just trust me on that.
          
          Anyway, without further ado, I encourage you to go and read chapters 12 and 13. As in do that right now without missing a beat.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Why are you still here, I told you to read CoT.

Hey guys,
          
          Wow those 3 weeks felt way longer for some reason... Anyway, enough of that. I'm just dropping in from my very short and of reasonable length holiday. I am here to (very proudly) announce that the next .... not one, but T W O ... chapters of the life changing novel Cream of Tartar are now available for general viewing.
          So knock yourself out lads and go have yourself a whale of time. But don't party so hard that Bjorn will get jealous.
          
          Rats all for today, folks! Happy reading

Hey guys,
          Soooooo I took another 2 week hiatus due to some unforeseen circumstances. I was busy training for a professional lunging championship and this required my full attention because writing my Magnum Opus was WAY too distracting. The championship is now over and I am proud to announce that I did compete and I didn't not lose. So I'm back you ratty people with more chapters than usual because I have abandoned you for so long (when the world needed me most) for my own selfish pursuits. 
          Anyway, enough about me, let's get back to the show.
          Chapters 7-9 are now live! They are as ratastic as ever.
          
          Rats all for today, folks! Happy reading.

After a 2 week hiatus, your boy is back with not 1 but 2 brand new chapters of Cream of Tartar! 
          
          Warning: these chapters are thoroughly educational and entertaining, read at your own risk.
          
          Rat's all for today, folks!

Hey guys,
          I'm so pleased to announce that I have finally released chapter 4! I hope you all enjoy the story and artwork as much as everyone in Ratatouille enjoyed Remy's fabulous cooking.
          Rat's all for today, folks! Don't forget to check out chapter 4.

It is my absolute pleasure to announce that I have posted the first 3 chapters of my magnum opus; Cream of Tartar. 
          
          If you would like to read about the ingredient 'cream of tartar' or 'potassium bitartrate' as its called in some circles, I'm sorry this is not the right place for you, perhaps try a cooking website. 
          
          If you click on this book because you want to read a story about a girl who moves to college and finds the love of her life and lifelong friends while she finds herself, I'm sorry but you will not find that here either.
          
          If you want to read a story that is legitimately like nothing you have ever had the (mis)fortune of reading before, then boy are you in luck!
          
          Rat's all for today, folks!