Rob Yzat:
-loves rats and doesn't understand why they have a bad rep :/
-has eaten his body weight in coconut
-is as fast as a three-toed sloth
-lunges professionally
-dreams of his books being studied in high school English classes
-doesn't know how to finish lists...

When he is not creating un(bear)ably unlikeable, unbelievably unrelatable, and unimaginably unreasonable protagonists who make you think "Why, Rob, WHY?!", you can find him rigorously reading, rambunctiously reviewing, and raucously ranting about a range of r...books.