YOU'RE ON MY PROFILE! Let me come up with something cool about myself...

Truthfully, and unfortunately, I've had no major 'cool story, bro' type moments. I'm just waiting for the day I magically win a million dollars or something!


I'm very, very, very short.

When I find something really funny, my laugh gets really high-pitched and scary.

I'm in love with llamas. They're the coolest. I actually saw one once, no joke!

I love corny, lame jokes. 'What did one carrot say to the other? Nothing, carrots can't talk!' (Yes, THAT lame.)

I love to read anything, but I'm a sucker for mushy chick-flick romances.

I'm a Harry Potter nerd.

I'm a major klutz, but hey, it takes skill to fall over completely flat surfaces.

I have friends who are about a hundred times weirder than me, and I'll admit I am a bit weird.


If you like my story please fan, comment and VOTE, VOTE, VOTE! (Sorry, I'm a bit of a vote-whore.)
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rockgoddess98 rockgoddess98 Feb 23, 2014 04:11AM
Yay for Side Effects of Life part 3! :) please check it out :)
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