BEFORE MARRIAGE

BOY:at last,i can hardly wait!
GIRL:do you want to leave me?
BOY:no don't even think about it
GIRL:do you love me?
BOY:of course always
GIRL:have you ever cheated on me?
BOY:no why are you asking
GIRL:will you ever kiss me?
BOY:every chance i get
GIRL:will you slap me?
BOY:hell no are you crazy
GIRL:can i trust you?
BOY:yes 
GIRL:darling

AFTER MARRIAGE
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