Hey! I'm Maya Von Brandt, an aspiring writer (Maya's not my real name by the way!). I...write. That's why I'm here. Eh. I'm bad at bios. I guess I'll just say random things instead. I like spaghetti a lot. I can sing shit but I tend not to sing in front of others because ANXIETY! :D What I do in front of others is put my leg up. I have nice legs. I just need to wax them. Fuck waxing though. That shit hurts like a bitch. I hate waxing. I also hate period cramps. What I like, though, is PIE (okay Dean calm tf down you hidely-hoe). Also, I'm a lesbian (so there's gonna be a lot of gay stuff in my stories). I meme a lot, too. Beware of the memes. Random things over! I have to eat now. I'm so hungry. Fuck.