I write literally just because I can. Some stories will be lighter than light itself, while other's can be as heavy as King Kong's ball sacks. I have a tendency to swear, so be aware of that.

I live in New Zealand, and have never been to America, so if there's some terminology that you've never heard of, or something doesn't add up, that's because the closest I've been to the States is through books, films, music and our beloved internet.
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I'd like to formally apologize for the 4 month drought but I'm back, bitches
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